1 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,459 I'm hosting a tournament. 2 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,769 And I invite the best drivers to compete. 3 00:00:12,115 --> 00:00:13,424 - John? - Quiet? 4 00:00:13,425 --> 00:00:14,803 We call ourselves The Dolls. 5 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:16,045 The divide between insiders and outsiders 6 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:17,252 grows by the day. 7 00:00:17,253 --> 00:00:18,700 I'm entering the tournament. 8 00:00:18,701 --> 00:00:20,596 I'm gonna wish to bring down all the city walls. 9 00:00:20,597 --> 00:00:22,183 It's bad out here, John. And it's getting worse. 10 00:00:22,184 --> 00:00:23,941 This monster's after me. Who is he? 11 00:00:23,942 --> 00:00:25,080 My best friend! 12 00:00:25,977 --> 00:00:28,941 Unfortunately, you missed every major organ on his body. 13 00:00:28,942 --> 00:00:30,355 When you're the last survivor, 14 00:00:30,356 --> 00:00:31,907 everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best. 15 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:33,390 Look, I was thinking, come with me. 16 00:00:33,391 --> 00:00:35,321 - You're lucky I'm available. - Ah! 17 00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:36,941 I heard you and Quiet make quite the team. 18 00:00:36,942 --> 00:00:38,321 Just like old times. 19 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:39,839 John and I are gonna take a detour. 20 00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:45,596 I'm Mayhem. 21 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:46,872 You're looking at the best driver 22 00:00:46,873 --> 00:00:48,631 - on the West Coast. - Prove it. 23 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,459 You don't have a goddamn clue what you're doing. 24 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:51,596 What the hell is that? 25 00:00:51,597 --> 00:00:53,734 This wasn't on the final exam! 26 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:54,734 If you two are gonna win, 27 00:00:54,735 --> 00:00:56,286 you're gonna need some special weapons. 28 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:57,976 And the most overpowered specials 29 00:00:57,977 --> 00:00:58,907 can only be found in Diesel City. 30 00:00:58,908 --> 00:01:00,700 That's cool, but we don't have any money. 31 00:01:00,701 --> 00:01:02,080 We're gonna steal them. 32 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:44,839 You wanna steal a bunch of weapons out of this place? 33 00:01:45,632 --> 00:01:47,872 Looks like you're gonna need a plan to do that. 34 00:01:47,873 --> 00:01:49,425 Good thing I've got one. 35 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:51,528 So here's the deal. 36 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:54,459 The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no violence. 37 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,562 Dozens of snipers in there make sure of that. 38 00:01:56,563 --> 00:01:58,632 You die, it's from their bullet. 39 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:01,493 Diesel City is for buyers only. 40 00:02:01,494 --> 00:02:02,872 So whatever gas you bring 41 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,769 is swapped out for an in-house currency. 42 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,424 And while the bazaar has got a whole slew 43 00:02:06,425 --> 00:02:07,803 of fine-ass weaponry, 44 00:02:07,804 --> 00:02:09,596 the most lethal ordnance can be found 45 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,424 deep in the Emperor's inner sanctum, 46 00:02:11,425 --> 00:02:13,528 locked away in a vault and for good reason, 47 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:15,079 these are game changers, 48 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,873 S-tier special weapons, the nasty shit. 49 00:02:18,287 --> 00:02:20,596 They have an emperor here? Sick. 50 00:02:20,597 --> 00:02:23,079 The biggest hurdle will be opening up the vault. 51 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,769 The switch that controls the door 52 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,908 is way up there in the crow's nest. 53 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:31,252 So how do we get into the inner sanctum? 54 00:02:31,253 --> 00:02:33,217 Only the highest paying customers are allowed. 55 00:02:33,218 --> 00:02:34,701 And the people with the most money 56 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,942 are the representative from the insider cities. 57 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:40,252 I think the official term is a gaggle of fucknuts. 58 00:02:40,253 --> 00:02:41,941 You blend in with them, 59 00:02:41,942 --> 00:02:43,010 get yourself a lanyard, 60 00:02:43,011 --> 00:02:44,460 boom, you're in. 61 00:02:46,977 --> 00:02:48,907 I'll take the lead on this one. 62 00:02:48,908 --> 00:02:50,562 Really? You? 63 00:02:50,563 --> 00:02:51,596 Yeah, me. 64 00:02:51,597 --> 00:02:52,872 I used to live with insiders. 65 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,424 I know how their brain works. 66 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,114 Do you even know what an hors d'oeuvres is? 67 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:58,425 And you won't believe how they spell that shit. 68 00:02:58,942 --> 00:03:01,459 Listen, how are we going to blend in? 69 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:02,665 I mean, we're filthy. 70 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,390 I don't even know whose blood this is. 71 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:05,735 Here you go. 72 00:03:07,046 --> 00:03:09,701 Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty. 73 00:03:11,494 --> 00:03:14,079 Okay, so while you two look for the vault, 74 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,183 I'll sneak up to the crow's nest and get the door open. 75 00:03:16,184 --> 00:03:18,596 You have 30 minutes to get your asses there. 76 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:21,286 20 minutes, yeah. 77 00:03:21,287 --> 00:03:23,390 What? 30 minutes. 78 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:24,941 Yeah, that's what I meant. 79 00:03:24,942 --> 00:03:26,769 You got to be in and out, okay? 80 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,322 Mayhem, you'll stay back here. 81 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:30,665 Shit goes sideways, we might need a getaway driver. 82 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:32,700 Oh, hell yeah! 83 00:03:32,701 --> 00:03:34,735 I'll totally drive us the fuck out of here. 84 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:36,803 She ready for this? 85 00:03:36,804 --> 00:03:37,803 Yes. 86 00:03:37,804 --> 00:03:39,253 Keys, bitch! 87 00:03:41,494 --> 00:03:42,873 Thank you. 88 00:03:43,597 --> 00:03:45,148 Okay. 89 00:03:45,149 --> 00:03:48,529 You two ready to debut the new spring collection? 90 00:03:49,701 --> 00:03:50,665 Wow. 91 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,494 You look like a loose turd. 92 00:03:59,494 --> 00:04:01,010 Goddamn. 93 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:02,425 We good? 94 00:04:03,046 --> 00:04:04,287 Yeah, we're good. 95 00:04:05,942 --> 00:04:07,391 All right, let's go. 96 00:04:08,529 --> 00:04:11,253 Bye. Don't die in there. 97 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:18,218 Offerings for the Emperor? 98 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:27,701 20 pieces each. 99 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:31,183 Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce is created 100 00:04:31,184 --> 00:04:33,942 and conflict is not tolerated. 101 00:04:35,046 --> 00:04:36,149 Happy shopping. 102 00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:47,804 Remember, vault door, 30 minutes. 103 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:51,735 That's a bold choice. 104 00:04:52,908 --> 00:04:54,287 Knights of Nebraska. 105 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:55,769 I heard they took over Topeka 106 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:58,011 and then killed what was left of the law. 107 00:04:58,425 --> 00:05:01,184 Guess they can wear whatever funny fucking hats they want. 108 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:05,803 So this is Diesel City. 109 00:05:05,804 --> 00:05:07,529 Ho-ly shit. 110 00:05:14,494 --> 00:05:16,321 - Eight for all of these? - Mmm-hmm. 111 00:05:16,322 --> 00:05:19,079 And if you're interested, I'm running a sale on .40 caliber. 112 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,114 Hey, they got grenades. Can we have some? 113 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:23,252 We have grenades in the truck. 114 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:25,665 No, but these ones have little metal pieces in them. 115 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:27,148 I'll never ask for anything again. 116 00:05:27,149 --> 00:05:29,529 Not this time. Thank you. 117 00:05:30,287 --> 00:05:31,596 I know you're excited, 118 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,562 but you need to calm down a little bit, okay? 119 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:35,596 Remember, this is about us winning the tournament, 120 00:05:35,597 --> 00:05:36,769 not about you buying whatever you want. 121 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,769 I do want to win the tournament. 122 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:41,114 Exactly. And these bullets I got us, 123 00:05:41,115 --> 00:05:42,596 they're armor piercing. 124 00:05:42,597 --> 00:05:44,769 - Pretty sweet, huh? - Yeah, I guess. 125 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:46,665 Trust me, you're going to have plenty of toys 126 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:48,286 to play with. Okay? 127 00:05:48,287 --> 00:05:50,769 See, that's why I like working with you, Stu. 128 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:53,425 You do the premeditating. I do the murder. 129 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:57,321 Speaking of, I know killing is a big no-no around here, 130 00:05:57,322 --> 00:05:59,114 but I'm pretty sure I can get away with it. 131 00:05:59,115 --> 00:06:01,045 I mean, it can't be that hard. 132 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:02,218 Stop, thief! 133 00:06:06,494 --> 00:06:07,562 Oh, shit. 134 00:06:07,563 --> 00:06:09,528 Oh! 135 00:06:09,529 --> 00:06:11,045 Woo! Way to go! 136 00:06:11,046 --> 00:06:13,010 You really misted that guy. 137 00:06:13,011 --> 00:06:15,287 Oh, man, whew! 138 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:18,183 See, that's why you gotta behave. 139 00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:19,529 They're always watching. 140 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:21,803 Where there's a willing clown, 141 00:06:21,804 --> 00:06:25,045 there's a way to murder. Know what I'm saying? 142 00:06:25,046 --> 00:06:26,217 Look, why don't you go pick out 143 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:27,597 something special for the tournament? 144 00:06:28,218 --> 00:06:29,390 Here you go. 145 00:06:29,391 --> 00:06:31,459 Get whatever you want, so long as it's useful. 146 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,115 Okay? Have fun. 147 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,666 And no murder. 148 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:38,218 Sure thing, Stu. 149 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:56,321 Okay. We need to get some lanyards without a fight. 150 00:06:56,322 --> 00:06:57,632 Any ideas? 151 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,494 No. 152 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,356 Oh, way to take the lead. 153 00:07:02,494 --> 00:07:04,631 Here comes some insiders. Okay. 154 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,322 Guess I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns. 155 00:07:09,115 --> 00:07:10,322 Hello, boys. 156 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:14,839 Oh, you can't be serious. 157 00:07:15,253 --> 00:07:17,493 Look, you're... you're a cute chick, Quiet, 158 00:07:17,494 --> 00:07:19,252 but you look like you're trying to push out a fart right now, 159 00:07:20,322 --> 00:07:21,493 What are you doing here anyways? 160 00:07:21,494 --> 00:07:22,424 You're supposed to be in the car. 161 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:24,321 Well, I'm helping your awkward asses. 162 00:07:24,322 --> 00:07:26,114 - That's what I'm doing. - Oh, shit. 163 00:07:26,115 --> 00:07:27,252 Oh, where'd you get those? 164 00:07:27,253 --> 00:07:29,596 Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave them to me. 165 00:07:29,597 --> 00:07:31,597 - What do you think? - Not bad. 166 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,529 Good pull, May. 167 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:36,183 No. No way. This guy doesn't even look like me. 168 00:07:36,184 --> 00:07:38,596 - He wears glasses. - Oh. Got you covered, chief. 169 00:07:41,149 --> 00:07:42,460 This isn't gonna work. 170 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:49,390 Huh, how is everything so crisp and clear? 171 00:07:49,391 --> 00:07:50,803 What are you talking about? 172 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,631 You know how the world is usually blurry? 173 00:07:52,632 --> 00:07:54,011 With these, it... 174 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,391 Well, you got to try these. 175 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,252 Like, have your eyes always been that color? 176 00:07:59,253 --> 00:08:00,665 Well, I've done my job. 177 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:02,839 Hey, your job is getaway driver. 178 00:08:04,529 --> 00:08:06,010 You're going back to the car, right? 179 00:08:06,011 --> 00:08:07,873 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 180 00:08:12,529 --> 00:08:13,563 Glasses. 181 00:08:15,046 --> 00:08:16,046 They're working. 182 00:08:27,529 --> 00:08:28,700 Welcome back, Mr. Davis. 183 00:08:28,701 --> 00:08:29,839 Yeah, of course. 184 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,355 Ms. Tomaso. 185 00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:36,183 And good tidings to you 186 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:38,322 from the fine people of Spokane. 187 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:41,217 Sure, whatever 188 00:08:41,218 --> 00:08:42,701 Spokane go bragh. 189 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:45,529 Okay. 190 00:08:56,322 --> 00:08:59,045 We can tell Mayhem we found Fucknut Island. 191 00:08:59,046 --> 00:09:00,460 Oh, look, drinks. 192 00:09:03,287 --> 00:09:06,562 Oh, hey, this flavor is intoxicating. 193 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,424 - Oh, damn, that is sweet. - Mmm-hmm. 194 00:09:08,425 --> 00:09:09,804 Usually that means it's full of booze. 195 00:09:14,391 --> 00:09:16,011 Oh, yeah, it is. 196 00:09:19,942 --> 00:09:21,355 There's His Highness. 197 00:09:21,356 --> 00:09:24,286 Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed my lube guy. 198 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:26,700 It's crazy. Like, who'd kill an essential worker? 199 00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:28,253 I bet the vault's behind there. 200 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:30,735 So rude. 201 00:09:31,666 --> 00:09:34,528 Okay, let's just lay low 202 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,872 - and make our way over. - All right. 203 00:09:36,873 --> 00:09:38,562 - Just, you know, blend in. - Okay. 204 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,390 Looking like we got a couple bogeys. 205 00:09:53,391 --> 00:09:56,390 And now we have got to go, right now. 206 00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:57,942 Go, go, go, go, go. Abort. 207 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,632 Well, well, well. 208 00:10:02,597 --> 00:10:04,425 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 209 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:13,942 So, what exactly are you two up to? 210 00:10:15,563 --> 00:10:16,528 Top of the morning to you, sir. 211 00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:19,769 - I'm Deb from Spokane. - I can see your badge. 212 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:22,769 Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick, but you can call me, uh, 213 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,631 Big Rick from Kirkland. 214 00:10:25,632 --> 00:10:26,701 Yummy. 215 00:10:28,632 --> 00:10:30,769 You know, I've never heard a Spokane accent before. 216 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,460 It's fucking hideous! 217 00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:36,079 I love it. 218 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,390 Stupid accent. 219 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:39,424 So what I want to know is, 220 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:42,977 what are you guys doing here together? 221 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:46,907 Kirkland and Spokane haven't had diplomatic relations 222 00:10:46,908 --> 00:10:49,322 since the manure conflict. 223 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:53,252 Trying to turn my little weapons market soiree 224 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,252 into a peace summit, are we? 225 00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:56,597 Oi, that we are, sir. 226 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,045 Guilty. 227 00:10:59,046 --> 00:11:00,391 Oh, really? 228 00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:02,425 Okay. 229 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:08,010 How is Kirkland since the whole sabotage? 230 00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:10,321 Uh, we're maintaining. 231 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:13,286 Poisoning their drinking water with laxatives was genius. 232 00:11:13,287 --> 00:11:15,321 Break their sewers, fill their hospitals, 233 00:11:15,322 --> 00:11:17,148 make them feel dirty for once. 234 00:11:17,149 --> 00:11:20,148 Girl, Spokane don't play! 235 00:11:20,149 --> 00:11:21,632 No, no, no! 236 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,010 Aye, we almost killed those bastards 237 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:26,425 and their wings. 238 00:11:33,529 --> 00:11:35,665 Hmm. Is that even you? 239 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,701 Uh... 240 00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:42,287 Looks like someone benefited from those laxatives. 241 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:45,321 Right? 242 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:47,114 Diarrhea looks great on you. 243 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,803 He's still, uh, full of shite, though. 244 00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:54,631 Deb. I love Deb. 245 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:56,838 You know, it's so funny. 246 00:11:56,839 --> 00:11:58,803 I can't understand a fucking word you're saying, 247 00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:00,941 but this whole lovers from different towns, 248 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:05,010 Romeo and Juliet bullshit gets me rock fucking hard. 249 00:12:05,011 --> 00:12:07,493 Now, if you'll excuse me, 250 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,425 I've got to go prepare for the main event. 251 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,287 Enjoy the auction. 252 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,529 Stay hydrated. 253 00:12:22,184 --> 00:12:23,493 That was too fucking close. 254 00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:26,700 Mmm! 255 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:27,872 Ooh, banana-berry. 256 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,529 - That's fucking yum, dude. - Amazing. 257 00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:31,218 Mmm! 258 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,356 15 coins for one missile? 259 00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,045 That's highway robbery. 260 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,183 I can give you, uh, 12. 261 00:12:37,184 --> 00:12:39,045 12? 12 is an insult. 262 00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:41,701 Stu! Stuart! 263 00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:43,287 Ta-da! 264 00:12:43,735 --> 00:12:46,596 Hey, I need some of those coins back. 265 00:12:46,597 --> 00:12:47,735 Sorry, fresh out. 266 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,666 This thing is gorgeous, right? 267 00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,734 It's real velvet. Touch it. 268 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:53,665 You spent all of our money, 269 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:56,562 the money we need for actual weapons, on a stupid cape? 270 00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:57,804 Watch this. 271 00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:00,253 Hey, what are you... 272 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,148 Shit! 273 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,493 I killed two other yo-yos like that the same way. 274 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,596 - No one even noticed. - Unbelievable. 275 00:13:08,597 --> 00:13:09,803 Even when we have a plan, 276 00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:11,252 you still just do whatever you want to do. 277 00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:13,010 I don't think you understand. 278 00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:15,183 I am investing in history, 279 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:19,011 because this cape belonged to Count Dracula! 280 00:13:19,356 --> 00:13:20,804 No way that's true. 281 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:23,183 The vendor I bought this from was a learned man, 282 00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:24,631 not a chance he would lie to me. 283 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:26,459 Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula, 284 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,562 the point is, I asked you one thing, one simple thing... 285 00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:31,079 You need to come with us, sir. 286 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,252 What? Why? 287 00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:33,769 Sweet Tooth, a little help. 288 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,114 Sweet Tooth! 289 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,597 Catch you later, Stu! 290 00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:40,666 Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt. 291 00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:47,184 Is he still looking at us? 292 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:48,942 Yeah. 293 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,493 Look, there's only 15 minutes left. 294 00:13:51,494 --> 00:13:53,597 Let's just scope out what we want out of the vault. 295 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:56,803 Like this, Ghost Missiles. 296 00:13:56,804 --> 00:13:58,252 I wonder if they can go through walls. 297 00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,321 Every missile goes through walls. 298 00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,908 Hmm. How about this? 299 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,665 Boomerang Blast. 300 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:07,355 Don't tell me they come back to you. 301 00:14:07,356 --> 00:14:09,217 Oh, that would be so useless. 302 00:14:09,218 --> 00:14:12,321 Don't be so quick to discount the Boomerang Blast. 303 00:14:12,322 --> 00:14:13,872 It's more difficult to master, yes, 304 00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:16,493 but it is one of our more lethal options. 305 00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,665 It feels like ease of use 306 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,045 would be sorta key there. 307 00:14:20,046 --> 00:14:21,907 A lady who knows what she wants. 308 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:24,217 If you prefer something a bit simpler, 309 00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:27,149 may I suggest the Napalm Cones? 310 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:30,355 These rockets deploy liquid napalm. 311 00:14:30,356 --> 00:14:33,424 They can melt an outsider's skin in seven seconds flat. 312 00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:35,872 I'm assuming this is for perimeter defense, yes? 313 00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:37,010 Oi, of course. 314 00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:39,010 New San Francisco 315 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,528 just implemented this system 316 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,838 and is very pleased with the results. 317 00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,665 They cleared out an entire encampment 318 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,253 of pedestrians near their gates lickety split. 319 00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:51,528 The smell will go away eventually. 320 00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:53,010 That's fucked up, man. 321 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:54,872 It is, isn't it? 322 00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:56,529 Oh, thank you so much, sir. 323 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,322 Keep it together. 324 00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:01,459 The people outside the walls are just trying to hang on. 325 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,390 This guy's talking about them like they're roaches. 326 00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,942 Every city has weapons like this now. 327 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,941 Every one. 328 00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:09,734 Keeping people out isn't enough anymore. 329 00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:10,700 They want them gone. 330 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,700 I know people on the inside, guards, even. 331 00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,907 And they don't say anything about stuff like this. 332 00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:17,908 Yeah. You think they would tell you? 333 00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:24,425 Fuck them and fuck this. 334 00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,217 We're taking them all down. 335 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,391 The system, the walls, all of it. 336 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,734 Okay, chin chin. 337 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,321 Everybody wrap up your biz, 338 00:15:37,322 --> 00:15:39,252 and we will announce the winners 339 00:15:39,253 --> 00:15:41,597 after playtime. 340 00:15:42,218 --> 00:15:44,596 Everybody follow me! 341 00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:46,252 Come on, you little rats. 342 00:15:46,253 --> 00:15:48,872 Come to your Pied Piper. 343 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:49,977 Playtime? 344 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,046 Hey, studs. 345 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,631 Mind if I cape in? 346 00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:25,459 Uh, thanks. 347 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,010 Well, thank you. Never killed with a lady before, 348 00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:29,838 masked or otherwise. I'm... 349 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,253 Sweet Tooth. I know. 350 00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:34,562 Ah, finally someone gets it. 351 00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:37,803 It would be my honor to kill alongside you. 352 00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:38,839 Whatever. 353 00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,080 Oh, I like her. 354 00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:52,839 I'll take your coats. 355 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,287 Thank you, my good man. 356 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,700 Wear these. 357 00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:08,011 One vulture, one holy man. 358 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,356 Are you leaving your bottoms on? 359 00:17:11,632 --> 00:17:12,734 Yeah. 360 00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:15,046 Suit yourselves, weirdos. 361 00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,217 You like that, honey? 362 00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:30,596 Uh-huh. 363 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:32,148 Give me the package, milkman. 364 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:38,010 You love being on the outside, don't you? 365 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:39,700 Dirty little outsiders. 366 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:44,252 Yes, play your roles, you holy men, you butchers. 367 00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,079 Revel in your lawlessness, 368 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,114 you nasty little vultures. 369 00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:52,700 And remember, no pleasure is forbidden on the outside. 370 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,080 Hello, Mr. Holy Man. 371 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,666 I'm a ripe little trash boy. 372 00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,010 Rip me open. 373 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,286 I understand role playing, man, but I'll pass. 374 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,803 You look awful thirsty. 375 00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:07,148 How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass? 376 00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:09,631 I've had my share of trash ass for today. Thanks. 377 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,253 Shoulders, Pantalaimon. 378 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:15,114 This way. 379 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,803 Our vulture nest was raided last week. 380 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,976 - Excuse me? - And it's all your fault. 381 00:18:18,977 --> 00:18:21,976 Now you have to pay the price in skin. 382 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,217 Oh! Um, no, no, no thank you. 383 00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,803 Oh, look, a holy man! 384 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,460 Oh, my skin is his prisoner now. Sorry. 385 00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:31,941 - She was kind of hot, right? - Yes, absolutely. 386 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:33,114 Just trying a little too hard, you know? 387 00:18:33,115 --> 00:18:35,666 Harder! 388 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,769 His Majesty is looking at us. 389 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,562 Just, you know, play along. 390 00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:41,115 Sell it. 391 00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:44,907 Oh, yeah, I'm an outsider. 392 00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:49,045 I deserve to be on all fours like a bad, bad doggy. 393 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,493 Yeah. 394 00:18:50,494 --> 00:18:53,631 I'm a dirty doggy boy, too. 395 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,046 Missionary. 396 00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:14,115 Oh, don't stop, don't stop! 397 00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,252 This is really bad on the knees. 398 00:19:25,253 --> 00:19:26,872 Yeah, that's what I've been saying. 399 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:31,734 And now a treat. 400 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,631 I looked around Diesel City today 401 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,528 for the crudest, sweatiest, 402 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:39,872 most deliciously desperate outsider I could find. 403 00:19:39,873 --> 00:19:43,321 And then I brought him back here so we could punish him 404 00:19:43,322 --> 00:19:44,872 with pleasure. 405 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:49,665 Ladies and gentlemen, behold your King of Dirt. 406 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,459 Have you guys tested out this machine? 407 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,908 They're distracted. Let's move! 408 00:20:01,218 --> 00:20:02,665 John! 409 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:03,701 It's me, Stu. 410 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:06,872 It calls itself Stu. 411 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:13,700 Stu. Stu. Stu. 412 00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:16,322 Oh, this is a sex thing? 413 00:20:17,356 --> 00:20:18,665 Did I win a contest or something? 414 00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:21,010 Stu. Stu. 415 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:27,253 Stu, Stu, Stu. 416 00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,563 Just a few lasers between us and the weapons. 417 00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:40,873 Not just lasers. Shit. 418 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:42,942 We're cutting it close. 419 00:20:43,632 --> 00:20:44,632 Allow me. 420 00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,149 Oh, shit. 421 00:21:10,977 --> 00:21:12,666 Oh. Fuck yeah. Coming. 422 00:21:17,597 --> 00:21:19,872 Hey, hey, you ever had a footlong? 423 00:21:19,873 --> 00:21:22,148 I mean, it's not just more dog. 424 00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,666 See, the ratio of bun to dog 425 00:21:25,011 --> 00:21:27,976 varies the flavor in a very specific way. 426 00:21:27,977 --> 00:21:29,080 Fascinating. 427 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,804 Yeah, I think so, too. 428 00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:34,459 And you're coming in, I guess. 429 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,596 Um, so-so are you normally a solo assassin, 430 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,459 or is this, like, a special occasion? 431 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,010 I do what it takes. 432 00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:43,838 Oh, cool. Real go-getter, cool. 433 00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:45,114 Just like myself. 434 00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:47,114 Have you ever maybe considered teaming up? 435 00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:48,803 I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, 436 00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:50,631 but I don't know, I might be convinced 437 00:21:50,632 --> 00:21:52,079 to maybe take on a third. 438 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,425 HVAC, water... Wait. 439 00:21:54,977 --> 00:21:56,253 EMP? 440 00:22:00,873 --> 00:22:03,217 They've got an electromagnetic pulse generator? 441 00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:06,321 Killing electricity on demand could be a game changer. 442 00:22:06,322 --> 00:22:08,046 Especially at a tournament. 443 00:22:09,184 --> 00:22:10,872 - I call dibs. - Finders keepers. 444 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,873 Losers weepers. 445 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:21,804 Shit, they got a lot of lasers. 446 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:24,701 This one's on me. 447 00:23:07,184 --> 00:23:08,528 ♪ What is love 448 00:23:08,529 --> 00:23:09,562 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 449 00:23:10,908 --> 00:23:13,908 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 450 00:23:16,253 --> 00:23:18,391 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 451 00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:21,631 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 452 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,252 ♪ What is love 453 00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:38,907 ♪ Yeah 454 00:23:44,563 --> 00:23:45,770 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 455 00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:48,873 Hey, get your thumb outta there! 456 00:23:50,977 --> 00:23:54,632 ♪ I give you my love And you don't care ♪ 457 00:23:55,046 --> 00:23:56,563 ♪ What is right 458 00:23:57,011 --> 00:23:58,941 ♪ What is wrong 459 00:23:58,942 --> 00:24:00,597 ♪ Give me a sign 460 00:24:01,011 --> 00:24:02,355 ♪ What is love 461 00:24:05,218 --> 00:24:07,355 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 462 00:24:07,356 --> 00:24:08,700 What about the weapons? 463 00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:10,183 Dollface said we have to be in and out. 464 00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,355 I'll be done in two and a half. 465 00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:16,010 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 466 00:24:18,322 --> 00:24:21,010 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 467 00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:22,872 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa 468 00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,976 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa ♪ 469 00:24:30,977 --> 00:24:32,355 ♪ Uh-huh 470 00:24:39,115 --> 00:24:40,735 Wait! Where are your glasses? 471 00:24:44,873 --> 00:24:46,321 - Is that better? - Oh, my God! 472 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:53,010 ♪ I don't know What can I do ♪ 473 00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:56,838 ♪ What else can I say It's up to you ♪ 474 00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,907 ♪ I know we're one Just me and you ♪ 475 00:25:00,908 --> 00:25:03,183 ♪ I can't go on 476 00:25:03,184 --> 00:25:04,562 ♪ What is love 477 00:25:04,563 --> 00:25:07,769 Damn. 478 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:09,286 How the hell do you get out of this place? 479 00:25:09,287 --> 00:25:10,941 ♪ No more ♪ 480 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:12,528 ♪ What is love ♪ 481 00:25:12,529 --> 00:25:15,079 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 482 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,045 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 483 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,562 No more sex. I'm depleted. 484 00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:22,872 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 485 00:25:22,873 --> 00:25:23,942 Holy shit. 486 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,494 Holy shit! Jackpot! 487 00:25:28,115 --> 00:25:30,907 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 488 00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:33,941 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa, uh-huh 489 00:25:33,942 --> 00:25:35,217 ♪ What is love ♪ 490 00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:38,632 And stay down! 491 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:48,149 Who wears a fucking cape? 492 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:50,529 Damn, kid. 493 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:53,322 Curse this high quality velvet! 494 00:25:57,115 --> 00:25:59,287 Mayhem, heads up! 495 00:26:00,529 --> 00:26:01,666 Run, you little psycho! 496 00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:14,183 Masked lady! 497 00:26:14,184 --> 00:26:15,286 Hey! What's happening? 498 00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:17,803 - Is that an alarm? - Halt! 499 00:26:17,804 --> 00:26:19,632 What have you got there, Stu? 500 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,459 You dare steal from me 501 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,493 after I gave you the gift of flesh? 502 00:26:25,494 --> 00:26:26,632 Kill him. 503 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,011 You didn't fuck me. 504 00:26:30,701 --> 00:26:31,976 I fucked you. 505 00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:40,665 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 506 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:41,700 - The alarm! - Uh-huh. 507 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,184 Oh, my God, we gotta go. 508 00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,459 Did you finish? 509 00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,080 We really got to go. 510 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,459 Where are all the weapons? 511 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,804 Where are our clothes? 512 00:26:54,494 --> 00:26:56,942 Fuck! 513 00:27:00,908 --> 00:27:03,149 This is what I get for trying to collaborate. 514 00:27:03,529 --> 00:27:05,425 Get out of my way. 515 00:27:06,529 --> 00:27:07,977 Someone got attacked. 516 00:27:08,908 --> 00:27:10,838 Snipers down! 517 00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:12,010 Grab everything! 518 00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:29,218 This is my kind of party! 519 00:27:31,908 --> 00:27:33,907 - Sorry! - Excuse me, sorry. 520 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,977 Come on! It's fucking cold in here. 521 00:27:57,735 --> 00:27:59,803 - You! - Oh, hell yeah. 522 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,115 Giddyup, bitch. 523 00:28:01,494 --> 00:28:04,563 Oh, where the fuck is Mayhem? 524 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,424 Where the hell have you been? 525 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:12,596 That doesn't really seem like 526 00:28:12,597 --> 00:28:14,631 the most important question to be asking right now. 527 00:28:14,632 --> 00:28:16,115 Looking good, guys. 528 00:28:16,597 --> 00:28:18,322 May, you take Shrapnel. 529 00:28:18,873 --> 00:28:20,322 I've got my own pony. 530 00:28:20,977 --> 00:28:22,631 Yee-haw, Kit-Kat! 531 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,148 Hey! Who's that bloody guy? 532 00:28:26,149 --> 00:28:27,286 Drew. 533 00:28:27,287 --> 00:28:29,839 Drew? Drew! 534 00:28:33,804 --> 00:28:36,010 Hey, Stu, you look kinda different. 535 00:28:36,011 --> 00:28:38,115 I killed them. I killed them all. 536 00:28:38,977 --> 00:28:40,562 You mean, like dead-dead? 537 00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:42,459 Yeah. It was awesome. 538 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:44,148 I knew you could do it, Stu. 539 00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:47,321 Gosh, I'm proud of you. Can't believe I missed it. 540 00:28:47,322 --> 00:28:50,149 It's okay. I got you a consolation prize. 541 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,769 Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu. 542 00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:54,769 Yeah. Yeah. 543 00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:56,977 Napalm cones? My favorite! 544 00:28:57,873 --> 00:29:00,494 Stu, remember this day, 545 00:29:01,046 --> 00:29:04,114 for on this day you had your first massacre. 546 00:29:04,115 --> 00:29:05,666 You became a man, 547 00:29:06,184 --> 00:29:08,701 and this was your gore mitzvah. 548 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:11,356 Tell me everything. 549 00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:13,770 I also had a lot of sex. 550 00:29:14,115 --> 00:29:16,562 Gross. I don't want to hear about any of that. 551 00:29:16,563 --> 00:29:18,010 Decorum! 552 00:29:18,011 --> 00:29:20,321 How did you get an EMP? 553 00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:21,976 All we got was armor piercing bullets 554 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:23,700 and missiles that come back to you. 555 00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,908 I mean, that's not all you got. 556 00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:28,665 Ugh, you're nasty. 557 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:30,563 What can I say? We make a good team. 558 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:33,149 That we do. 559 00:29:33,701 --> 00:29:35,390 I hope it's enough to win the tournament. 560 00:29:35,391 --> 00:29:36,494 I'm not sure it is. 561 00:29:37,184 --> 00:29:39,838 Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a car man, 562 00:29:39,839 --> 00:29:41,838 A weird grim reaper biker dude, 563 00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:43,528 and a killer clown. 564 00:29:43,529 --> 00:29:45,356 You're going to need someone to watch your back, 565 00:29:46,597 --> 00:29:48,115 which is why I'm entering, too. 566 00:29:49,425 --> 00:29:50,528 What about the Dolls? 567 00:29:50,529 --> 00:29:51,770 The Dolls have their orders. 568 00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,873 Think about it. Roadkill is fast. 569 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:57,010 You take the lead. I set up the EMP. 570 00:29:57,011 --> 00:29:59,528 Boom! No more competition. 571 00:29:59,529 --> 00:30:02,253 We race to the finish and make our wish. 572 00:30:03,494 --> 00:30:05,217 And it ends before it even starts. 573 00:30:05,218 --> 00:30:08,046 And in Shrapnel I'll be fucking unstoppable. 574 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:12,045 Also, do we have any T.P.? 575 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:14,528 - Yeah, got some in the car. - Thank you! 576 00:30:14,529 --> 00:30:15,701 Uh-huh. Hold tight. 577 00:30:21,356 --> 00:30:23,045 Tell me again about the cabin. 578 00:30:23,046 --> 00:30:25,907 You know I've never been there, right? 579 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,942 I know. Just... 580 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,908 You know, tell me anyway. Make it up. 581 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:38,494 - The air is sweet. - Hmm. 582 00:30:39,115 --> 00:30:42,804 At night all you can hear are the owls and... 583 00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,597 stars as far as the eye can see. 584 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,563 - Kind of like now. - Yeah. 585 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,839 Tournament starts tomorrow. 586 00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:06,529 You think we'll win?